The Surcharge Skit
Employee: Duuude, welcome to Mc.
Customer: Hi, I'd like to buy a small fry.
Employee: Looks at register, punched some stuff in Small....Fry. Here ya go dude.
Customer: Ok, um can you put it on my master card?
Employee: Mastercard..we don't take mastercard. Grabs card and throws it away
Customer: Ok, Visa
Employee: We don't take Visa, again throws it away
Customer: Well, you have to take this. American Express
Employee: Well of course we take American Express dude! Ah you rock. Ok, let's see if
I can figure this out. I don't do it very often. Ok, that cost you five cents.
Customer: Uh hum.
Employee: Charge it..Ready.... Swipes card, nothing, swipes again, nothing. One more, ah got
it. It says here, you owe us five million dollars. Hands card back.
Employee: No, five million dollars. There's a surcharge on everything you charge. Hehehe, get the pun?
A little guy walks up
Little Guy: I want some little fries.
Employee: Little fries, little fries, we don't have little we have small.
Little Guy: I'm a little guy, so I want little fries.
Employee: Too bad, you got a small, cause your a small guy. Ah, here you go, small fries.
Little Guy: Takes fries and hands over a card American Express.
Employee: We don't take American Express!
Little Guy: Visa.
Employee: We take Visa.
Little Guy: That's my Visa.
Employee: I don't need a Visa, since I'm American.
Little Guy: That is my Visa.
Employee tries agin to swipe the card, nothing.
Little Guy: This is my ladybug friend.
Employee finally swipes card
Employee: Ah, that worked. Cool. Ok, that cost you five cents. You owe us five billion bucks.
Hands card back
Employee: Hehe, there's a surcharge on everything you charge.
Little Guy collapses