[19:34] <}Dann{> think of a topic [19:34] um [19:34] <}Dann{> or I'll have to rehash that aweful haunted house story [19:34] hmm [19:35] OK then.. the story of me and you and that arab guy on a deserted island... also a few other poeple to kill off [19:35] ok? [19:35] :) [19:35] <}Dann{> hehe ok [19:35] :] [19:35] <}Dann{> Once apon a time [19:36] * Oregano sits down and looks up at Dann [19:36] <}Dann{> heh [19:36] <}Dann{> ok [19:36] <}Dann{> there were a few people who met at the minimart [19:36] <}Dann{> OM, Dann, some guy from the United Arab emerates and a few other miscellaneous people no one cared about [19:37] we were buying yummy candies [19:37] <}Dann{> The UAE guy was handing out free slushies as usual [19:37] <}Dann{> and candy [19:37] <}Dann{> that was yummy [19:37] <}Dann{> when a letter arrived [19:37] * Oregano drools [19:37] for me [19:37] <}Dann{> addresses to OM, Dann the UAE guy and a few other misc people [19:37] hmm ok [19:37] I open it tho [19:37] I love mail [19:38] <}Dann{> yes [19:38] <}Dann{> you open it, [19:38] and eat the contents [19:38] <}Dann{> and a voice recording of the AOL guy says "You have...." but OM crushes the voice chip [19:38] <}Dann{> because it's annoying [19:38] <}Dann{> dont eat it [19:38] :[ [19:39] * Oregano eats the candies instead [19:39] <}Dann{> you open it and start reading the contents aloud [19:39] <}Dann{> yeah eat the candies, but dont' fill up [19:39] * Oregano starts stealing stuff [19:39] <}Dann{> "You all have won a trip to Cuervo Nation in the Tropics somewhere" [19:39] yes! [19:39] <}Dann{> you can't steal, you're reading [19:40] aww nutz [19:40] <}Dann{> dunno how to spell Cuervo [19:40] <}Dann{> but doens't matter [19:40] <}Dann{> so we all jump up and down and then steal some stuff [19:40] "oh wait there is a PS- it says we are all going to die" [19:40] heh heh [19:40] <}Dann{> no that's too obvious [19:41] yes [19:41] <}Dann{> and I really can't spell [19:41] that is why we wont listen to it [19:41] <}Dann{> ok [19:41] <}Dann{> sounds good [19:41] yesss [19:41] <}Dann{> so we all go home [19:41] <}Dann{> to pack [19:41] <}Dann{> and OM doesn't live with dann [19:41] :[ [19:41] yes i do!! [19:42] * Oregano moves in with Dann [19:42] <}Dann{> no we're going to the tropics [19:42] <}Dann{> so we all pack [19:42] "THIS is your underwear drawer? weird" [19:42] <}Dann{> and stuff [19:42] I bring a gameboy that I stole [19:42] <}Dann{> ok [19:42] <}Dann{> but only on the plane [19:42] <}Dann{> to pass time [19:42] ok [19:43] * Oregano plays Pokemon [19:43] <}Dann{> and Dann brings a cd player so he can listen to some tunes [19:43] <}Dann{> and the UAE guys hands him some Arabic music [19:43] * Oregano brings a Queen CD to use in Danns player [19:43] <}Dann{> but it's horrible and politely hands it back [19:43] are we on the plane yet? [19:43] <}Dann{> [ playin: Khaled, Taha, & Fadl - Abd Al Kader.mp3 ] [19:44] <}Dann{> that song [19:44] <}Dann{> yes, we're on the plane [19:44] <}Dann{> and cruising [19:45] ok [19:45] <}Dann{> the plane ride is boring and after listening to the UAE guy blasting 'Abd Al Kader' for the hundredth time while doing the macarena motions just got to everyone [19:46] * Oregano sits next to Dann [19:46] <}Dann{> yes you sit next to me [19:46] hehehehhe [19:46] yesssss [19:46] <}Dann{> finally the plane lands [19:46] <}Dann{> and everyone is mad at the UAE guy [19:46] no no its supposed to crash [19:46] <}Dann{> but he gives out slushies and everyone forgives him [19:46] <}Dann{> ok [19:46] <}Dann{> it didn't land [19:47] <}Dann{> it crashed and some misc person named Jerome died [19:47] but we get the slushies anyway [19:47] hehehehe [19:47] <}Dann{> and only 4 misc people are left to be kille doff later [19:47] * Oregano dances on Jeromes grave [19:47] <}Dann{> yeah slushies make it fine [19:47] <}Dann{> be a shame if they spilled [19:47] hehehehehhe [19:48] and then I kill another misc person [19:48] <}Dann{> ok but all our stuff got lost [19:48] <}Dann{> no not yet [19:48] to eat later when we are starving [19:48] <}Dann{> gotta make it dramatic [19:48] :) [19:48] oh ok [19:48] <}Dann{> so we start wandering around [19:49] <}Dann{> looking for something worth looking for [19:49] I have a headache [19:49] <}Dann{> now or in the story [19:49] umm... both [19:49] <}Dann{> hehe [19:49] <}Dann{> from me [19:51] <}Dann{> oh, Viscid was in that cartoon I made of you and the haunted house [19:51] <}Dann{> he was the ghost at the end [19:52] <}Dann{> anyway, we find a hummer and it still works for some odd reason and we start jetting around in it [19:53] huh?? [19:53] why [19:53] <}Dann{> cause [19:54] <}Dann{> they're cool [19:54] <}Dann{> and they crush things [19:54] no [19:54] about viscid [19:54] <}Dann{> ok what do you want to drive around in [19:54] <}Dann{> oh [19:54] <}Dann{> he was the ghost in the cartoon I made about you [19:54] how come [19:55] <}Dann{> cause he wanted to be in it [19:55] oh ok [19:55] :) [19:55] <}Dann{> back to the point at hand [19:55] * Oregano finds crackers and starts eating them [19:56] yeah eyah?@?@??@ [19:56] well??? [19:56] <}Dann{> well [19:56] <}Dann{> share the crackers [19:56] poke poke poke! [19:56] * Oregano hoardes them [19:56] * Oregano wants the other miscellanious people to die off [19:57] bwahahahha [19:57] <}Dann{> but I'll die too [19:57] * Oregano gives some to Dann and the slushie guy [19:57] <}Dann{> ok cool [19:57] * Oregano gets another slushie in return [19:57] <}Dann{> yup [19:57] <}Dann{> now [19:58] <}Dann{> it's getting dark [19:58] oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [19:58] bugs [19:58] <}Dann{> yeah, the spideworm makes a cameo appearance [19:58] * Oregano starts swatting at bugs [19:58] ewwwww! NO waaaaayyy!!!!!! [19:59] *shudder* [19:59] anyway,,, yeah yeah come on out with it [19:59] * Oregano pokes Dann [19:59] <}Dann{> yeyeyeye [19:59] <}Dann{> um [20:00] <}Dann{> we go one a bug squishing mission [20:00] <}Dann{> and the loser has to run around naked [20:00] <}Dann{> or something [20:01] you lose [20:01] :) [20:01] right? [20:01] :} [20:01] <}Dann{> no [20:01] * Oregano pouts [20:02] <}Dann{> some hemaphrodite named Sally-Jorge did [20:02] WHAT????? [20:02] <}Dann{> and we all freaked out at the site and OM killed her/him [20:02] EWWW!!!! [20:02] hahahahahha [20:02] woo-hhoooo!!! [20:02] :} [20:02] heheheheheheh [20:03] <}Dann{> ok [20:03] <}Dann{> so [20:03] so then we build forts [20:03] <}Dann{> she/he's dead [20:03] <}Dann{> yeah we build some forts [20:04] and we throw the herm out to sea [20:04] <}Dann{> and live in them [20:04] <}Dann{> hehe 'herm' [20:04] * Oregano builds her fort right next to Danns [20:04] <}Dann{> ok [20:04] actually they ar attached [20:04] no walls [20:04] <}Dann{> everyone gets their own to deter inappropriate behavior [20:05] :[ [20:05] <}Dann{> brb [20:05] so I build my own but live in yours [20:06] hmmf [20:06] <}Dann{> they're too small [20:06] even better [20:28] <}Dann{> so we had made the forts [20:28] <}Dann{> and started playing spin the bottle [20:28] YES! [20:29] my turn [20:29] <}Dann{> ok [20:29] <}Dann{> spin [20:29] <}Dann{> oh wait [20:29] * oregano spins the bottle and it lands pointing to Dann!!!! [20:29] yes [20:29] <}Dann{> no, the wond carries it over to...... [20:29] <}Dann{> the drooling mongoloid [20:29] huh? [20:29] NO WAY!!!! [20:30] * oregano gets the bottle and killing the mongoloid [20:30] <}Dann{> hehe [20:30] *SMASH* [20:30] *STAB STAB STAB* [20:30] <}Dann{> ok [20:30] <}Dann{> fine [20:30] cool [20:30] how many are left [20:31] <}Dann{> um [20:31] <}Dann{> 3 [20:31] are you SURE? [20:31] I think ther is 2 [20:32] <}Dann{> yeah, there were 5 minus Jerome and Sally-Jorge [20:32] <}Dann{> so [20:32] <}Dann{> there are 3 [20:32] and minus mongoloid [20:32] <}Dann{> ok we killed him [20:33] * oregano throws his corpse in the fire [18:58] <}Dann{> ok so we just finished playing spin the bottle and killing the monogloid [18:58] <}Dann{> er [18:58] <}Dann{> whatever [18:59] heheheheh [18:59] <}Dann{> so [18:59] <}Dann{> ah yeah and we went to sleep [18:59] <}Dann{> --------------next day--------------- [18:59] then I sleep in your fort [18:59] k [18:59] <}Dann{> we skip what happens during the night to make this PG [18:59] hmm [19:00] but we assume the worst [19:00] :) [19:00] <}Dann{> we get up bright and early at 10AM [19:00] and make out [19:00] <}Dann{> no we need to find food [19:00] <}Dann{> cause all the slushies are gone :( [19:01] :( [19:01] so we kill the arab guy [19:01] <}Dann{> no [19:01] because he serves no purpose [19:01] <}Dann{> we can never kill him [19:01] oh [19:01] <}Dann{> he saves us all the time [19:01] <}Dann{> we need him [19:01] the curse of the mummie [19:01] <}Dann{> but we kill another misc person for food [19:02] <}Dann{> I forget the name but it's the guy [19:02] no I want to eat canteloupe [19:02] I forget too [19:02] <}Dann{> ok and we eat cantelope (aka goatheads) and spare the life of the guy [19:02] <}Dann{> I could check my logs but I'm too lazy [19:02] goatheads?? [19:03] <}Dann{> thats what my dad told me they were called when i was 4 [19:03] hmm [19:03] <}Dann{> so we eat them [19:03] evil [19:03] and I find gold in mine [19:03] <}Dann{> erm [19:03] <}Dann{> yeh [19:04] and that is because [19:04] there is lots [19:04] of gol [19:04] d [19:04] on the island [19:04] <}Dann{> but it serves little purpose [19:04] except throwing [19:04] <}Dann{> but we hord it incase of a later escape [19:04] and making weapons [19:04] its very maleable [19:04] <}Dann{> heavy weapons [19:05] * Oregano makes a golden toothpick [19:05] <}Dann{> Dann makes a bracelet for OM as a gift [19:06] woo hoo!!! [19:06] this means we are married [19:06] <}Dann{> no [19:06] yes [19:06] in hawaiian term [19:06] <}Dann{> we're on an island [19:06] <}Dann{> ok we're hawaiian married [19:06] YES!!!! [19:06] <}Dann{> whatever that means [19:07] * Oregano dances hula around Dann [19:07] <}Dann{> ok moving on [19:07] na na hoi hoi hoi [19:07] <}Dann{> chi chi cocoa ma [19:07] hehehehhehe [19:07] and then we go search for more gold [19:08] <}Dann{> we start exploring the island for indian tribes or something [19:08] <}Dann{> and gold [19:08] gold!!! [19:08] yes [19:08] and we go to the volcano in the middle [19:08] <}Dann{> or indians that have gold so we can steal their gold and destroy their culture [19:08] <}Dann{> and throw the misc guy into the volcano cause we were bored [19:09] LOL!!!! [19:09] AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA [19:09] that culture bit was funny HAHAHHAHA [19:09] <}Dann{> ok [19:10] <}Dann{> we don't find any indians [19:10] * Oregano rolls down the mountain losing all will to live [19:10] <}Dann{> but Dann find a 15 karat diamond and gives it to OM [19:10] <}Dann{> darn too late [19:10] <}Dann{> get back up the mountain [19:10] * Oregano is all busted up [19:10] hh-h--h-h-eelp m-m-mee [19:11] <}Dann{> dann makes a make-shift hang-glider [19:11] <}Dann{> and sails down the montain [19:17] am I dead yet [19:17] <}Dann{> no [19:17] <}Dann{> you land on your feet [19:17] <}Dann{> but you have to spend a few days in bed [19:17] woo hoO!!! [19:17] your bed [19:17] <}Dann{> ok [19:17] <}Dann{> but I sleep out on the ground [19:18] :( [19:19] <}Dann{> don't frown [19:19] * Oregano eats lots of canteloupe and gets better really quick and then goes and sits on Dann [19:19] <}Dann{> eh [19:19] <}Dann{> ouch [19:19] <}Dann{> knocked the wond out of me [19:19] <}Dann{> wind [19:19] *SQUISH SQUISH* [19:20] gimme some cereal [19:20] <}Dann{> um [19:20] <}Dann{> Dann makes OM some spiderworm cereal [19:20] poipoi [19:20] NOOOO!!!!!!! [19:21] * Oregano runs and buries her head in the sand like a ostrich [19:21] <}Dann{> spiderworm dingleberry cereal [19:21] DINGLEBERRY???????? [19:21] <}Dann{> yeah [19:21] * Oregano sticks her head back under the sand [19:22] * Oregano comes out before suffocating [19:22] well are we going to the volcano or not [19:22] <}Dann{> we already went and you fell off [19:23] well I want to go explore the caves [19:23] * Oregano bugs Dann [19:23] <}Dann{> ok [19:24] bug bug bug [19:24] BUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUBGBUG [19:24] <}Dann{> we find some bugs [19:24] nooooo! [19:24] <}Dann{> oooh my cat's outside [19:24] * Oregano grudgingly eat the bugs [19:25] hmm [19:25] <}Dann{> I'm gonna get my cat [19:25] <}Dann{> brb [19:25] okayyy [19:25] * Oregano tries to sneeze but can't [19:26] <}Dann{> back [19:26] * Oregano sneezes on Daa [19:26] nn [19:26] whooooooooops [19:26] heheh [19:26] <}Dann{> Daaaaa [19:26] um [19:26] heh heh [19:26] shaddap [19:27] * Oregano walks to the volcano by herself [19:28] * Oregano finds a cave [19:28] * Oregano goes inside [19:28] * Oregano kills and eats a couple bats [19:28] * Oregano goes deeper [19:28] * Oregano finds lots of gold [19:28] * Oregano follows the gold further into the cave [19:28] * Oregano finds a dragon [19:28] * Oregano is torched a little bit [19:29] * Oregano runs away [19:29] * Oregano trips and loses half of her gold [19:29] the dragon catches up and torches her again [19:29] <}Dann{> Dann has a little chat with the dragon [19:29] * Oregano gets up and runs away with only a couple pieces of gold [19:29] <}Dann{> the dragon apologizes [19:29] <}Dann{> and leaves [19:29] * Oregano doesn't look back [19:30] * Oregano runs back to camp [19:30] * Oregano goes for a swim to cool off the dragon char [19:30] ahhh [19:31] <}Dann{> having fun [19:31] * Oregano 's nose hurts [19:31] I want to sneeze but I cant [19:31] * Oregano sucks water in through her nose [19:32] * Oregano goes and sits on Dann again [19:32] <}Dann{> ow [19:32] * Oregano shakes water off on him [19:33] blblblblll [19:34] * Oregano pouts [19:34] * Oregano slinks away in the jungle [19:18] hey [19:18] grrrr [19:18] why am I not a mega powerful overload [19:18] uh... op [19:18] <}Dann{> viscid can be in our story [19:19] <}Dann{> we can kill him offf, hahahaha [19:19] woo hoo! [19:19] :) [19:19] ok he lands in a parachute [19:19] <}Dann{> yeah [19:19] for no apparent reason [19:19] <}Dann{> you went off into the forest last time [19:19] Story? [19:19] and he's naked [19:19] <}Dann{> no [19:19] yes! [19:19] <}Dann{> I don't need to see that [19:19] so [19:19] ! [19:19] Go sew him some clothes then [19:20] <}Dann{> fine [19:20] kewl [19:20] ok I am in the woods running from the dragon [19:20] and I come back to camp [19:20] with lots of gold [19:20] <}Dann{> again [19:21] and I see you two, both naked [19:21] <}Dann{> have enough gold yet [19:21] <}Dann{> noooo [19:21] <}Dann{> you she-perv [19:21] not yet [19:21] I am not a perv [19:21] <}Dann{> yes you are [19:21] its not like I can REALLY see this [19:21] unlesss. [19:21] you want to [19:21] HELP [19:21] with that [19:21] :) [19:21] <}Dann{> you're having mental images [19:21] :) [19:21] :) [19:21] I am now [19:21] * Oregano drools [19:21] <}Dann{> yes and that's as bad [19:21] hahaha [19:21] you never sent me a photo [19:21] <}Dann{> I know [19:21] so I cant [19:21] so there! [19:22] are you going to send me one NOW? [19:22] :) [19:22] *wink wink* [19:22] <}Dann{> um not now no [19:22] ok [19:22] nutz [19:22] well [19:22] I still wanna see yer pic. [19:22] have you made me supper or not [19:22] I thought you had it already [19:22] <}Dann{> yeah I cooked dinner [19:23] No, dann's. [19:23] when are you going to send me YOURS [19:23] <}Dann{> spiderworm [19:23] ya scum [19:23] * Oregano eats the spiderworm [19:23] I told you, I look like Ricki Martin [19:23] gee we have to eat this every night [19:23] <}Dann{> hehehe [19:23] this sucks [19:23] I dont know who that is [19:23] that is no help [19:23] <}Dann{> well find some other animal to slaughter [19:23] * Viscid shakes his head in disgust [19:23] yeah viscid [19:23] kill him [19:24] eat my nutz [19:24] <}Dann{> ewww [19:24] <}Dann{> viscid must stay alive [19:24] yeah [19:24] uhm [19:24] WTF you talking about? [19:24] <}Dann{> do we have any misc people left to kill off? [19:24] I think the arab is the only one left [19:24] or did you kill him too [19:24] ? [19:24] <}Dann{> I think there's one girl [19:24] I forget [19:24] no [19:25] I think we killed everyone else [19:25] <}Dann{> no, I wouldn't kill the United Arab Emerates guy [19:25] oh ok [19:25] <}Dann{> well we find a girl and kill her for good measure [19:25] so there is four of us [19:25] * Viscid blinks [19:25] Ok [19:25] uhm [19:25] ok [19:25] What is this? [19:25] * Oregano starts to eat the girl [19:25] its a story [19:25] numnutz [19:25] A written story? [19:25] * Oregano eats her guts [19:25] Or a SIM story? [19:26] we are writig it now [19:26] arent we [19:26] <}Dann{> on the fly [19:26] I want some doritos [19:26] was there any on the plane? [19:26] <}Dann{> cuase you do't like my prewritten ones [19:26] [}Dann{]: Thats right. [19:26] <}Dann{> yeah there were a few but they'r stale [19:26] <}Dann{> I think a few of the pencil eating beavers died in the crash [19:26] <}Dann{> we can eat them [19:27] * Oregano looks up and sees a bag of doritos falling from the sky [19:27] yum [19:27] * Oregano hoardes the doritos [19:27] * Oregano starts to eat them [19:27] I always lick them first [19:27] before eating [19:27] Those were my Doritos [19:27] From my plane [19:27] its better that way [19:27] that crashed [19:27] too bad [19:28] because NASA blew it up [19:28] no [19:28] ..yeah [19:28] * }Dann{ gets stuck with a bad of 3d doritos, blah [19:28] we crashed in the ocean [19:28] You did [19:28] and we are on a deserted island [19:28] I wasn't with you [19:28] withe a dragon [19:28] and these are MY doritos [19:28] I just parachuted down now [19:28] so? [19:28] So [19:28] I parachuted from my plane that was shot down by NASA#*()@*!! [19:29] nasa my ass [19:29] you blew it [19:29] uh-uhhh [19:29] you die for treachery! [19:29] * Oregano attacks Viscid [19:29] traitor!! [19:29] * Viscid runs away [19:29] that plane couldve saved us!!! [19:30] * Oregano jumps on Viscid [19:30] hurry up dann [19:30] <}Dann{> I'm trying [19:30] * Viscid squirms [19:30] get the red hot poking stick [19:30] stick it up his ass [19:30] quick!!! [19:30] * Oregano tries to hold on [19:30] <}Dann{> eww [19:30] quick! [19:30] * Viscid points to one side and says " Look! Television! " [19:31] he's getting away [19:31] --hang on.. i think I will go get some REAL doritos [19:31] ahhhhhh [19:31] brb [19:31] * Viscid squirms free and runs away naked into the forest [19:31] *** Parts: Viscid (bolo@ts16l3.pathcom.com) [19:31] <}Dann{> umm [19:31] <}Dann{> that was disturbing [19:32] <}Dann{> ok so he's gone for now [19:32] back [19:34] * Oregano goes for a swim [19:34] <}Dann{> have a good time [19:34] * Oregano takes off her clothes [19:34] woo hoo! [19:34] hehehhe [19:34] want to join me [19:34] :) [19:34] <}Dann{> geeeeet your cloths on missy [19:34] BWAHA [19:35] no [19:35] they will get wet [19:35] OWWWW! [19:35] * Oregano gets stung by a blowfish [19:35] * Oregano swells up to a puff [19:36] * Oregano floats to shore [19:36] h-h-h-help mee [19:36] *gasp* [19:36] <}Dann{> I wanred you [19:37] p-p-pleas pop me [19:37] I am suffocating [19:37] <}Dann{> pop [19:37] * }Dann{ covers his eyes [19:37] * Oregano explodes [19:38] <}Dann{> must have pure thoughts.....must have pure thoughts [19:38] pure thoughts eh? [19:38] ?!?!??! [19:38] <}Dann{> yessir [19:39] thats yes'm when your talkin to meeeee boy [19:39] <}Dann{> yes'm [19:39] woo-hoo! [19:39] * Oregano climbs out of the water [19:39] <}Dann{> now get some cloths on 'm [19:40] * Oregano has a hole in her side but it heals superspeed [19:40] where are they [19:40] WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES!!!! [19:40] <}Dann{> can I open my eyes yet [19:40] <}Dann{> don't blame me [19:40] * Oregano gives the evil eye to the arab guy [19:40] grrrrrrrrrrr! [19:40] <}Dann{> hmmmm [19:40] <}Dann{> noo wait [19:40] what [19:40] <}Dann{> viscd came back and took them [19:40] <}Dann{> now he's wearing them [19:40] have you been wearing my.. [19:40] oh [19:40] NO!!!!! [19:41] nutz [19:41] <}Dann{> darn it [19:41] * Oregano steals danns clohtes [19:41] phew [19:41] <}Dann{> get something on, I'm not staying blind the whole day [19:41] <}Dann{> nooo not that [19:41] * Oregano puts on Danns shirt [19:41] you can keep the pants [19:41] <}Dann{> ok [19:41] woohoo! [19:42] good thing I kept muh undies on [19:42] <}Dann{> but wear the dorito bags or something [19:42] what!? [19:42] what for?? [19:42] <}Dann{> style [19:42] * Oregano wears the dorito bag as a hat [19:42] hmm [19:42] waterproof [19:42] neatokeen [19:42] i look like a plastic robin hood [19:43] <}Dann{> yeah [19:43] * Oregano jumps on Dann [19:44] <}Dann{> get offf, ooofffff [19:44] what have you done with me gold [19:44] arrrr me maties [19:44] * Oregano squishes the info out of him [19:44] <}Dann{> its in the dorito bag [19:44] no it isnt [19:44] that is on my head [19:44] you stole it!!! [19:45] * Oregano gets up and searches Danns fort [19:45] HMMF! [19:45] THE GOLD!!!! [19:45] * Oregano hoardes the gold [19:45] grrrr [19:45] snarrrrl [19:45] grrrr [19:45] GRRRRRRR [19:45] grrrr [19:45] gr [19:45] gr [19:45] gr [19:45] ggggggrrrrrrrr