<}Dann{> Once apon a time.....
<Oregano> ok go
<}Dann{> there was a princess named Oregano
<}Dann{> who had blue hair
<}Dann{> cause she was a smurf
<Oregano> woo-hoo!
<Oregano> WHAT?
<}Dann{> and she lived in a land of flurry things
<}Dann{> like sheep and Johnson&Johnson cotton swabs
<Oregano> hehehhe
<Oregano> I like this story
<}Dann{> and one day a prince came to court her
<}Dann{> but he stepped on a sheep
<}Dann{> so oregano kicked his butt
<}Dann{> and said 'Get out fool"
<Oregano> hehehheheheh
<Oregano> so true MUHhahaha
<}Dann{> ok, so
<}Dann{> she had the whole palace and stuff
<Oregano> yeh yeah?
<}Dann{> so she went down to the animal shelter
<}Dann{> and bought a cat
<}Dann{> but when she drove all the way home
<Oregano> :)
<}Dann{> it wasn't really a cat
<}Dann{> it was a rabbit
<Oregano> UH???
<}Dann{> but that was close enough
<}Dann{> and that really had nothing to do with the story, but it was interesting
<}Dann{> anyway
<Oregano> heh heh
<}Dann{> one day
<}Dann{> she met this dude named Dann
<Oregano> :)
<}Dann{> and he walked around with an @ on his head
<}Dann{> and people kept asking him questions about HTML and how to make images and stuff
<}Dann{> and it got annoying
<}Dann{> so
<}Dann{> um
<Oregano> SO?
<}Dann{> he changed his e-mail account
* Oregano looks at Dann intently
<}Dann{> and then
<}Dann{> he went to the animal shelter
<}Dann{> and bought a rabbit
<}Dann{> hoping they would mess up and give him a cat
<}Dann{> but
<}Dann{> the didn't and he still got a rabbit
<}Dann{> then
<OM> but it was a skunk
<}Dann{> there was a haunted house
<}Dann{> no it was a rabbit
<}Dann{> they didn't mess up
<}Dann{> so there was a haunted house
<OM> annnnnnd?
<}Dann{> and you me and five people from the local minimart were dared to staty there all night
<OM> heh heh
<}Dann{> even that other guy from the United Arab Emerates
<}Dann{> so....
<OM> so we ditched them and
<}Dann{> the house was all spooky and stuff
<OM> andddd
<}Dann{> yeah we ditched them cause they kept asking me about HTML and images
<OM> and
<OM> and
<OM> woo-hoo!
<}Dann{> except the United Arab Emerates guy cause he was cool
<}Dann{> and gave us slushies
<OM> damn
<}Dann{> so we get into the house
* OM kills the 3rd guy
<}Dann{> and it's all dusty and stuff
<}Dann{> you can't kill him, it's my story
<}Dann{> and a crucial part of the ending
<OM> nooo!
<}Dann{> (not that I have any clue of what that might be at this time)
<}Dann{> time
<}Dann{> soooooo
<}Dann{> we're in the house
* OM kills the 3rd guy and starts making out with Dann
<}Dann{> on a a hill
<}Dann{> hehe
<}Dann{> no
<OM> heh heh
<}Dann{> there's a picture of a French guy
<}Dann{> so we take it down and burn it
<}Dann{> for heat
<}Dann{> cause the slushies were getting cold
<}Dann{> and there was no insulation
* OM is sitting next to Dann at least
<}Dann{> nor windows
<}Dann{> hehe
<}Dann{> ok
<}Dann{> so
<}Dann{> the guy from United Arab Emerates goes upstairs to find food or somthing
<}Dann{> then Orengano leans over
<}Dann{> and falls into a hole in the floor
<OM> WHAT??????!
<}Dann{> which leads to the basement
<OM> HEY
<}Dann{> and in the basement
<}Dann{> there's books
<OM> BOOOOOORINGGGGG
<}Dann{> but they all seemed to be stuff that was assigned on the old summer required reading lists
* OM burns the books
<}Dann{> so we burnt them too
<}Dann{> heh
<}Dann{> woah
<}Dann{> anyway
<}Dann{> it gets better
<}Dann{> I think
<OM> and and!!!
<}Dann{> we meet this dude
<}Dann{> and he's old
<OM> what DUDE
<OM> grrr
<}Dann{> cause he has been in the basement
<}Dann{> for 40 years
<}Dann{> and he thanks us greatfully and leaves
<}Dann{> and then we're all alone
* OM kicks him up the ass as he leave
<OM> woo-hoo!
<}Dann{> so we walk upstairs to meet the United Arab Emerates guy
<OM> hmmmmmmmmmmmmf
<}Dann{> and he found some food or something
<}Dann{> so we ate the food
<}Dann{> but then
* OM kills the Arab guy
<}Dann{> no, you cant kill him
<}Dann{> yet
<OM> yes yes!!!!!!
<}Dann{> he saves us later
<OM> WHAT????!
<OM> No lets kill him now
<}Dann{> and I might need him for another story
<}Dann{> ok, so a ghost appears
<}Dann{> and Oregano licks the ghost
<}Dann{> and the ghost says "fool"
<}Dann{> and goes away
<OM> heh heh
<}Dann{> but then comes back
<}Dann{> and
<}Dann{> offers us an offer
* OM sighs
<}Dann{> cause he was planning to redecorate the place and needed our opinion on wallpaper combinations
<}Dann{> and stuff
<}Dann{> sooooo
<OM> UGHHHHHHH
<}Dann{> the United Arab Emerates guy goes to help him
<OM> and and
<}Dann{> if it weren't for the arab guy we'd be helping a ghost redecorate
<}Dann{> um, the credits scroll up and you have to imagine the rest