Past Movie List      This is a rough list of movies that we have done since 1992. There may have been more but I really can't remember that well. Some crossed the thin line between being a movie and 'just something we did'. There were countless commercials and skits which I tried to lump together in the time frame they were done. Duct Wars: The Rebellion in 1999 was the first real standalone movie that wasn't sandwiched into the middle of a tape. 1993-1996: Danny on the Moon: This was a series that I did in my room. We had fake commercials, skits, and stuff. The bulk of the episodes ran from 1993-1994, but a few more surfaced in later years. Cast: Dann Thombs (lead) Chris Thombs (co-star) Alan C. (regular) Brian C. (guest) John Heins (semi-regular) Mike M. (guest) Danny M. (guest) 1993: Honey, I'm Home: These were small skits in semi-association with Danny on the Moon. They involved a wife coming home and the husband either killing her or himself as the occasion presented itself. It was weird, don't ask. Cast: Dann Thombs: (co-star) Chris Thombs: (co-star) Alan C.: (co-star) John Heins: (co-star) 1994: Monster in the Woods: A boy (Chris Thombs) runs away from home because his parents are making him move to Russia. But a monster (Alan C.) is in the woods and shoots him, but then a park ranger (Dann Thombs) come and shoots the monster. Then the monster tracks them down and chases the boy, but the boy finds a copperhead snake, and throws it on the monster and it dies. Cast: Chris Thombs: The Boy Alan C.: The Monster Dann Thombs: The Park Ranger 1994: X-piles: A really boring X-files parody about lawyers and people who want to be your financial nightmare. Cast: Chris Thombs: Mulder Amy Thombs: Shully Dann Thombs: a lawyer, misc 1994: The Stupid Karate Kid: Break through at the time, with state of the art computerized MOD music. A young boy (Chris Thombs) must be trained by the ancient chinese master (Dann Thombs). After training, the stupid karate kid is captured by the evil guy (John Heins) and is beaten. Then the stupid karate kid fights the evil guy and wins. [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: The Stupid Karate Kid Dann Thombs: The Ancient Chinese Master, Whipper John Heins: The Evil Guy 1994: Karate Tyrants: There's a Karate Tyrant and his hired hand won't work for him anymore due to lack of health benefits and retirement. A girl replaced him and then the tyrant beats up the hitman. [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: Karate Tyrant Dann Thombs: Karate Fanner Amy Thombs: Karate Girl Alan C.: Hitman 1994: HiffClanger: Chris and Amy pretend to fall off a cliff, then appear at the top and repeat. Obviously unsupervised. [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: Guy Amy Thombs: Girl 1994: Power Rangers: This is bad. Very bad. So bad I'm not wasting any more time on it. [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: The Stupid Karate Kid Amy Thombs: The Pink Ranger Dann Thombs: The voice of Zordon Other people: The other rangers 1994: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Destruction: Indiana Jones must find the crown and sceptar of Pharoah Kufu. He does and then proceeds to trash the whole temple by being clumsy. [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: Indiana Jones, Peasant #1, Peasant #2 John Heins: Pharoah Kufu, Indy's Friend, Egyptian Executioner 1994: The Supid Karate Kid 2: The saga continues, in the sequel to The Stupid Karate Kid. He is trained again and fights the evil guy and beats him. The evil guy is dragged inside but is still alive. They decide to team up and enter competitions. [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: The Stupid Karate Kid Dann Thombs: The Ancient Chinese Master John Heins: The Evil Guy 1995: Crop Circles: A man is trying to sell a piece of land with a crop circle on it. An FBI agent tries to arrest him for this, but he gets away. He find instead an alien tool, which a shapeshifting alien steals back. He/she shows the agent the crop circles as a trade for keeping the land. A spaceship lands and the agent enters it. He finds a decaying alien, with an egg on it. He gets chased by another alien and kills it, only to have it regenerate and kill him. The agent is healed by an alien and knows they'll return! [View screencaps] Cast Chris Thombs: FBI Agent #1, Grape Eater Dann Thombs: Leader Alien, Evil Alien, Crop Circle Doctor, Crop Circle Seller John Heins: Shapeshifter Messager Amt T.: Crop Circle Land Owner, Healing Alien, Shapeshifter Messager Mike M.: FBI Agent #2 1997-1998 The Stupid Karate Kid 3: Yes the excitement continues in the third installment of the trilogy. The stupid karate kid finds himself in an insane asylum. But the ancient chinese master gives him a note to escape. He does and meets the master outside, because the master works there. The stupid karate kid is immediately put to fight the evil guy. He wins and then is hired to steal some documents. This was 'for the money'. Then he is attacked by the spice boys, and then the silver-alien-looking-evil-guy. He is forced to play with dolls as part of the 100 levels of torcher. But he is rescued. Then there are rumours of an evil news caster and the stupid karate kid is befriended by a rat who later is shot by the evil news caster, but is okay later and everything is fine. [View screencaps] Cast: Chris Thombs: The Stupid Karate Kid, Barbie, HeadBanger #2, Headbanger #3, Phobia Doctor, Side Effects Doctor, Smothers Brother, Mentos Guy Dann Thombs: The Ancient Chinese Master, client, Evil News Caster, Patricio, Headbanger #1, Hooded Weightlifter, Insane Spazzer, SKK Boss Guy, Phobia Patient, Side Effects Patient, Psychic #1, Smothers Brother, Collect Caller, Mentos Doubter John Heins: The Evil Guy(s), Reporter, Silver-Alien-Looking-Evil-Guy, SKK Assistant, Herman's Owner, Magic Healer, Mr. Rogers Amy T.: Dream Dancer, Boy Spice, Gothic Weightlifter, Fat Girl, Magic Girl, Katie, Insane Wormgirl, News Counter, Morgan Fairchild, Milano Spazzer, Phobia Nurse, Psychic #2, Mentos Girl Mary E. O.: Insane twitcher Mike O.: The Snake! Tim O.: Insane Drunk, Asylum guard Brendan M.: Tiger Spice Eric M.: China Spice Darren M.: Vanilla Spice 1998 Lamb-cha's Adventure: Lamb-cha is playing, and a girl is disappointed that it isn't Lamb Chops. Then lamb cha is singing a song, and gets kidnapped. His friends must all rescue him and they do, then moshpit. [View screencaps] Cast: Dann Thombs: Lamb-cha and the puppet controller, Lamb-cha's friends Christ Thombs: Lamb-cha's friends, the doctor. John Heins: The kidnapper, guy in doctor's office Amy T.: Little girl 1998 Hangin' with the Homey-o's: A man is reformed from a business man to a Homey. Detailed instructions found within. [View screencaps] Cast: Dann Thombs: Business Man Christ Thombs: Homey instructor Amy T.: Nurse assistant 1998: Nerd 2 Turd in 3 days: A nerd wakes up and meets his friend through a series of zit popping jokes. Then their pocket protectors are stolen. So they sneak inside the stealer's home and take them back, and some pens to get even! Then they meet the stealer and he labels them turds. I'm fairly certain we will not be releasing this one onto the net. Not willingly anyway. Cast: Chris Thombs: Nerd 1 John Heins: Nerd 2 Dann Thombs: Nerd 3, the Stealer 1998: Goshzilla: Yes, all the dubbed voice-overs you can handle. The monsters look surprising, and the characters are....us. Basically goshzilla terrorizes a friend and each new friend he makes. Then there is a lovely song at the end. You can read the screenplay here. Or visit his homepage at Goshzilla.com. [View screencaps] Cast: Goshzilla: himself Chris Thombs: Japanese Guy 1 John Heins: Japanese Guy 2, Japanese Guy 3, Japanese Guy 4 Dann Thombs: Narrator 1998-1999: The Attic: This was a collection of skits done in our attic. It mostly contained McDonalds skits were the person would be rude, or just weird (or my cat once). Here's a screenplay of the last Mc skit: Surcharge Cast: Chris Thombs: (co-star) John Heins: (co-star) Dann Thombs: (co-star) Alan C. (guest) 1998: Vengence of Hobbes: An old woman leaves her house in the care of her cat Hobbes. Robbers break in but then are killed off by Hobbes. Cast: Hobbes: herself Chris Thombs: burgler, widow Dann Thombs: burgler 1998: WHO Cares: Our very own news network, bringing you news about John Glenn, President Clinton and movie reviews, every day! The three newscasters hold nothing sacred and don't do a terribly good job, but they get paid. Later on they covered Zombie Jamboree. Remember, WHO Cares about you. Cast: Chris Thombs: Newscaster John Heins: Newscaster Dann Thombs: Iranian Swat team member, police broadcaster (voice), camera que'r, One-Armed Man Amy T.: Guests 1998: Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol: First introduced in the Stupid Karate Kid 3, Auntie Helga was welcomed with love by everyone. She even had a starring role as Aunt Iota in Ductwars: The Silver Alien. But here she reinacts everyone's favorite Christmas story: A Christmas Carol. Bob Cratchet is working for next to nothing, and doesn't get any coal for the fire. He has to prick his finger for blood so he can write, and he is not allowed to go to the GAP. At home, his daughter is going to die, so she must finish her dusting quickly. Then at night auntie Helga comes home and is greeted by carolers singing Du Hast, and she headbangs to it. Then she goes to sleep, only to wake up later by Marley because he is playing Grand Theft Auto. Marley leaves and comes back and warns her about three ghosts who will visit during the night. The first ghost comes and is only a head. He shows her the past. Then the ghost of the present comes and is huge. He shows her Bob Cratchet holding his daughter's skull on a stick pretending she is alive. Then the Scream guy comes and tries to kill her, but she thinks he is the ghost of the future, so she leaves to see what the future will hold. The real ghost of the future comes and is confused why she isn't there. He meets up with the Scream guy and gets stabbed. Auntie Helga never leanrs her lesson and feed scraps from the largest turkey to Bob Cratchet who has to beg for them under the table. Read the screenplay here. [View screencaps] Cast: Dann Thombs: Auntie Helga John Heins: Marley, Ghost of Past/Present/Future Chris Thombs: Bob Cratchet, Scream Guy Amy T.: Christmas Boy 1999: The Statue of Goodness: A man wants to be a warrior, so he asks the ancient chinese master if he will train him. The master agrees if the warrior-to-be will leave him in his will. The master gives him a hat and a person to fight. After a long chase scene, he kills the opponent and then gets arrested, but beats up the cop. Cast: Dann Thombs: Ancient Chinese Master John Heins: Warrior Chris Thombs: Opponent, Cop 1999: Cops and Explosions: Cars are speeding and crashing on the highway. A man and a Mexican are driving away after robbing a bank, but pull over to go to Taco Bell. The cops decide to do the same. Then a whole gas station blows up and the group falls out oftheir vehicles. Then they drive away. Cast: John Heins: Bank Robber, Radio Cop Chris Thombs: Mexican, Driving Cop Dann Thombs: Pyrotechnics 1999: Ductwars: The Rebellion: Finally a movie that was edited and spliced so the order we filmed in didn't have to be the order it came out in. The full story can be found on the decemberized ductwars page, or at ductwars.com. [View screencaps] Cast: Chris Thombs: Christo, Katano John Heins: Juan Zi Nobie, MiV/The Masked Invader, Katano, Misc Fighters Dann Thombs: Dantin, Sanson Hi, Danndroids, Misc Fighters Amy T.: Quarkzarian Council Member 1999: The Orthodontist: During the Fall '99 semester I put together this minute long stopframe animation about a boy's nightmare. Cast: Cotton ball in a copper pipe: The Boy Milkweed pod, dried rose bud, screws, blood: The Evil Orthodontist Retainer, christmas lights, pee pods: Attack creature Lightbulb, pin, floppy diskette.: The Hornet 1999-2000: Ductwars: The Silver Enemy: Using what we learned during Ductwars: The Rebellion, we set out to see what we could do. Six months later, Ductwars: The Silver Enemy busted out and became something worthy of attention. The full story can be found on the decemberized ductwars page, or at ductwars.com. [View screencaps] Cast: Chris Thombs: Christo, The Silver Alien, Shlim/The Silver Enemy, Ryannu John Heins: Trebor, Juan Zi Nobie, Quibær, Musse, The Mask (head), The Masked Leader Dann Thombs: Katano, Dantin, Gnomey, The Mask (body/voice) Amy T.: Quarkzarian Representative, Princess Tresbet Katharine M.: Military Representative, Queen Cibara 2000: Six Aces: 3 rich gamblers are tired of their poker games and decide on a new game. This game consists of 6 players who will be put in the forest and fight to the finish. [View screencaps and images] Cast: Chris Thombs: Rich member 1, Survivalist, Soldier John Heins: Rich member 2, Agent, Soldier Dann Thombs: Rich member 3, Demolitionist, Insane hunter, Soldier Steve H: Cyborg Dan M: Scientist, Soldier Jon B: Apparition, Soldier Ben G: Soldier Amy Thombs: Waitress 2001: Goshzilla 2000: The zaniness continued and although it will never match the original, there is some merit to the effort. Read the screenplay here. [View screencaps] Cast: Goshzilla: himself Chris Thombs: Japanese Guy 5 John Heins: Japanese Guy 6 Dann Thombs: Narrator 2001: Zombie Jamboree: The Day the Dead..uh..Weren't: The Cottontail forest is overrun by leagions of the undead. Soldiers and some friends go in to stop the threat. Who will make it out alive? [View screencaps] Cast: Chris Thombs: Yo Chris, Soldier Chris John Heins: Simon, Soldier John Dann Thombs: Duct Dann, Captain Ned Ben Grace: Pat the Vampire Morgin Quinn: You never sent us footage!! 2001-2002: Ductwars: Forgotten Past: Juan-Zi Nobie is on his deathbed and recounts the story of his past. Emperor Namos fights the freedom fighters. In the present the emperor comes back and must be defeated again. Visit the official page here [View screencaps] Cast: Chris Thombs: Christo, Tzukie, Simaga Nobie, Hech-torr John Heins: Juan-Zi Nobie Dann Thombs: Katano, Dantin, Aunt Iota, Emperor Namos, Malordy, Witch Zi Ben G: Shinn-Rhe Jon B: Tusk Steve H: Rig Haben Rob S: Lathan Dan M: General Cranuk Amy T: Lahmina Nobie Teddy D: Dolarmax Everyone: Zi's 2002-2004: Ductwars: Midnight Shadows: Emperor Namos along with Shlim and MiV (Mevik) are ressurected from the dead to fight the Ductorian warrior one last time by creating the Midnight Shadows. Christo trains a young warrior, Tsion, and Katano is kidnapped. [View screencaps] [View "on the set" photos] Cast: Chris Thombs: Christo, Shlim, Sentoratu, Gothatar, Space Zi's John Heins: Juan-Zi Nobie, Mevik, General Rei-jiukan, Quibær Dann Thombs: Katano, Dantin, Sanson Hi, Emperor Namos, Kranus Skaltor, Gnomey, Si-Tet Warrior Jon B: Tusk, Kang Louta Ben G: Shinn-Rhe Mike B: Tsion Matt C: Ziou-shen Teddy D: Mitaro-Ka Mike E.: Tarooq Nick B.: Admiral Kalbfus Jon G. Si-Tet Warrior Everyone: Zi's 2004: Rogue Entity: A student hacks into a government database and finds plans for a mind-control drug. Before he knows it, the goverenemt is after him for what he knows. Cast: Ben Grace: Hacker Chris Thombs: Killing Machine John Heins: Killing Machine Jon Barlow: Killing Machine Dann Thombs: Government Agent Amy T.: Hackers's sister 2004: Ductorian Chronicles: All Ductwars from start to finish. A pre-Juan Zi Nobie story about Tzukie and Cronaug is planned, followed by Forgotten Past, the story of Dantin's recruitment, a remake of The Rebellion, a shorter remake of Silver Enemy, and Midnight Shadows. Cast: Dann Thombs: Aunt Iota, Dantin, Emperor Namos, Gnomey, Katano, Kranus Skaltor, Malordy, Sanson Hi, Si-Tets, Witch Zi Chris Thombs: Christo, Gothatar, Hech-Torr, Malordy, Sentoratu, Shlim/Silver Enemy, Simaga Nobie, Tzukie John Heins: The Masked Invader/MiV/Mevik, General Rei-jiukan, Juan-Zi Nobie, Masked Corn Guard Jon Barlow: Tusk, Kang Louta Ben Grace: Shinn-Rhe Nick Bloomfield: Admiral Kalbfus Teddy Doyle: Dolarmax, Mitaro-Ka Dan McElroy: General Cranuk Amy Thombs: Lahmina Nobie Steve Hug: Rig Haben Mike Erwin: Tarooq, Riou-Sha Laurn Jon Golda: Si-Tets Mike Barnes: Tsion Matt Campbell: Ziou-shen Everyone: Zi's 2005: Zombi Fourest: Pat the Vampire must destroy a pair of fake Oakley's so the zombie's don't find it and take over the fourest. Cast: Ben Grace: Pat the Vampire Chris Thombs: Soldier Chris, Yo Chris Zombie John Heins: Simon, Monkey Zombie Jon Barlow: Neddy Walker Dann Thombs: Duct Dann, Jaime, Michael, Mutant Zombie Others: Scarecrow Zombie, Pinky, Goblin Zombie, Decaying Zombie, Monkey Zombie 2005: Pat the Vampire: Planned full feature movie about Pat the Vampire. No ideas yet. Cast: Ben Grace: Pat the Vampire