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DuctWars

There is a constant battle between duct-tape and masking tape. Here the final fate will be decided.
Also check out the official DuctWars page. DuctWars.com works as well!

Please visit the new DuctWars: Forgotten Past page for all the info on our newest addition in progress to the DuctWars series.

DuctWars 1: The Rebellion

-Artwork

  • Movie Cover (150k)

    -Screenplay

  • part 1

    -Entire Movie

  • Ductwars I (17.5 Mb/23.5 Minutes) - Everything from the intro to bloopers.



    DuctWars 2: The Silver Enemy

    -Artwork

  • Movie Cover - This brings you to a page where you can select which portion you want to view as high quality.
  • Soundtrack Cover (180K)

    -Screenplay

  • part 1
  • part 2
  • part 3

    -Entire Movie

  • Part 00 (1.6 Mb/2 Minutes) - Trailer, Stopframe, 3D logo, and text intro.
  • Part 01 (12 Mb/16 Minutes) - Opening credits to the Silver Alien vs. Silver Enemy fight.
  • Part 02 (7.7 Mb/10 Minutes) - The Ductorian Elders to the Forest Escapades.
  • Part 03 (10 Mb/14 Minutes) - Trebors's flashback to the closing credits.
  • Part 04 (6 Mb/8.5 Minutes) - Bloopers and factoids.

    -Wallpaper (may need to be resize to fit your desktop)

  • 4 Planes View (1280x960)
  • Close up View of Skull Plane (1280x960)
  • The Evil Mothership (640x480)



    DuctWars 3: Forgotten Past

    -Main Site

    -Images



    Other Stuff

    -Games

  • Concentration

    -Tutorials

  • How to make a lit up ductsaber on a still frame or series of frames.

    -Misc Movies

  • DuctWars Wassup Cable/xDSL Quality
  •    Contact: decemberized@decemberized.com
    ©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye....