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Guy 2: I am fine, how are you? Do you want to look through my CD player? Guy 1: That is not a CD player, that is a CD holder. Guy 2: Oi, that is not a CD holder, it is a CD player. Do you want me to use my Wu-tang against you? Guy 1: O, for that you gonna die! Let us go to the park. Guy 2 or maybe Guy 1: Ok! Guy 2: I will challege you to a swordfight! In Park
Guy 2: What are you socking about, we are not lost. Guy 1: Yes, we are lost. Guy 2: Oh yeah, I think you are wrong Guy 2 pushes Guy 1 Guy 1: Ah, why you push me? For that your gonna die! Guy 2 strangles Guy 1, while heavy footsteps can be heard. Approaching
Goshzilla's foot is scene walking, then tripes over a branch. Then we see his head from behind a tree Goshzilla: Raaarr, Raaaarrrr, Raaaaaaaaaaaaarr, Raar
Boom, aaaa, booomm, aaargh, booom, auuuugh, OI oi. Guy 1: Are you alright my friend? Guy 2: Ha nunh, no, I am not alright, Do you think I am look alright? I been stepped on my some creature. I am not alright. Get up and....you idiot...help me. Guy 1: Oh no, I think I shall help you now. Get up, stop talking like that. Get uuupp. Get uuuuuuppppp. Ah forget it, I think I'll just leave him here, and leave him to die. Haha. Chinese suspense music Guy 3 (looks like Guy 2): Buumm, be bumm bee dum bum bum. Hi, how are you today? Guy 1: I am very fine, how are you? Guy 3: OK!, well I think I shall be you new friend now. Is that alright with you? Guy 3 but should be Guy 1:That is ok with me, but a monster just ate my other friend, and I dun ya ta de yin, la da ta la la la. Goshzilla apporaoches Guy 3: Uh oh, what is that noise? Uh oh, it is a monster. Uhggg, oh my head, oh my head.
Guy 3: Oh, I think I shall die now. Uuuugh, oh, I'm dying. Uuughm ugh, ah man, oh this, this isn't good. Oh no, auugh. Auuugh, alright. Guy 4 (looks like Guy 2 or 3): Ho yo hi hum hee haw ho yum hee hee yee. Guy 1: Oi, are you my first friend?
Guy 1: I do not know who you are! Please stata you name so I may know. Guy 4: Huuuump, I am Ho Chi Mihn, you might have seen me on that tank in Boston. Guy 1: Ah, Ho Chi Mihn, welcome, but there is a monster around. Guy 4: What kind of monster? Guy 1: A hairy monster. Guy 4: Hairy? I thought it was scaley. Guy 1: It was scaley, that's what I said. I'm coming down now. Guy 4: Fine, come down. Goshzilla show head from behind tree and roars. Guy 1 or maybe Guy 4 (too dark to tell): Oh, I think I see the monster. Goshzilla: Rah har, Who wants more cheese on there pizza?
Guy 4: Oh, ah aurn, ah, aur aur yum. Goshzilla: Do you taste like a fortune cookie too? Guy 1: Shakes head Goshzilla: Ok, goodbye Guy 1: Flails arms, and runs.
Guy 1: I am the stupid karate kid, do you think you can fight me? Goshzilla: I am Godzilla, do you not think I cannot beat anyone? Guy 1: Well let's fight! Hi yah, he yah hoi yi mun ho yah. Oooooyyaaahh. Guy 1: Oh no, do not do that ah ooooiiii. Oooii, hhhmmmm, hahaha, oi, I willa come back and fighta you more.
Goshzilla: Ahh, you have defeated me! Guy 1 Walks away into the distance, then Guy 4 (or maybe Guy 2 or 3) limps after him.
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| ©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye.... |