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	Happy Toons   Decemberized Intro 5/16/01 This was the intro to Decemberized.com for over a year. Archived now forever.   Louis in the Jungle 4/25/00 Luis goes to Brazil, and meets a snake.   The Racers 10/8/99 Place your bet and win, (or loose as it may be). Flash 4 plugin required   Oregano 6/9/99 A classic fairy tale of a princess, a dude, and a haunted house.   Don't Name the Parrot 6/1/99 Always read signs and listen to them.   Poland Springs 6/1/99 A parody of the Poland Springs Commercials where the animals protect the untouched spring water, this time at all costs.   The Island 5/25/99 This was sent to me; it's about a guy that is lost at sea and finds an island.   Viscid goes on Jeopardy 4/8/99 Viscid goes on Jeopardy and competes against a Harvard graduate and a mexican.   Viscid Plays Half-life 3/12/99 Viscid goes to work playing games, and wins!!   The Paperclip 3/4/99 A parody of that stupid Office paperclip that no one likes.   Waste of Time 10/31/98 You click on stuff and things happen. It's sort of messed up, because my hard drive crashed and I lost the source.   High School 9/24/98 A typical day at my highschool. A little spruced up of course, but seeing a nun with nun-chucks was just too tempting.   Kenny Meets a Houndeye 7/3/98 Kenny, the lovable character from South Park, stumbles upon a portal leading to the alien world of Xen from the game half-life.
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©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye....