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Goshzilla 2000
Guy 6: Look at my new CD player

Guy 5: That is not a cd player, that is a cd holder.

Guy 6: Ahh, you are right, this is the new Rappin with thee Homboiys CD.

Guy 5: Oooo, let's throw that in the dumpster.

Guy 6: Ahh, for that you gonna die.

Guy 5: Let us go.

Guy 6: OKAY!!

They go to the dumpster

Guy 6: Oooh, did I remember the CD?

Guy 5: No, you didn't, are you stupid or something.

Guy 6: I don't know

Guy 5: Watch out for that ice, oh you stupid fool.

Guy 6: Let us go to the dumspter now.

Guy 6 watches frantically as Guy 5 gets in the dumpster. View pans up to Guy 5

Guy 5: What am I doing here? What is the meaning of life? Where is my friend?

Guy 6 arises with a box

Guy 6: Look what I have found, it is a CD player.

Guy 5: No, it is not a CD player

Guy 6: I'm not having this argument again.

Goshzilla appears surfacing in dumpster

Guy 6: Do you hear something? Oooh what is that

Goshzilla surfaces

Guy 6: Oooeehhhh

Guy 6: Ahhh, oh no, where is he, where is he?

Guy 6 gets sucked down into the dumspter.

Guy 5: Oh, what has happened to my friend? Ohhh Gets kicked in the head my Goshzilla

Guy 5: Ohohoh, I have died now.

Guy 6 breaks out of rubble and emerges

Guy 6: Ahaha, I have defeated him.

Guy 6 get kicked in the head and falls out of the dumspter, then back in. Guy 6: Why has my friend died.

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©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye....