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Theo Folio: Count your money boys, cause your gonna loose it, you gonna loose it all. Listen here guys, you understand what life is all about? eeehhnn Takes a sip from a glass mmmmmmmmmmm You ready to begin? Shane Blair: I believe so Theo: Standard rules, five cards a player, dueces wild. Theo deals out their cards Theo: Good luck, because you'll need it. Because I'm going to beat you! I'm gonn take all your money. Shane: You always say that and you always loose, quit dissapointing yourself. Theo: Looks at cards and has two aces and three 8's Ohhhh yeaahh. Shane: Looks at cards and has a royal flush Manchestor: Looks at cards and has a 7, 2, 9, 4, and a Jack. Switches them around looking for a combination, and finally throws them away. Manchestor takes a sip from his glass and a stack of cards falls from his hat, which he quickly scoops up. Shane: Let's start this off with...a thousand. Manchestor: I see you your thousand, and raise you....5 thousand. Theo: We'll make this more interesting...we'll bring this up to around, say...one million dollars. Manchestor: You must be very confident. Shane: Crikey Theo: I'm very confident Shane: It's a lot of money, are you sure about this? Theo: Ooohh yes Shane: You wouldn't be bluffin again would you? Theo: Nooo, it's all there. I'm gonna beat you boys back to school. They show their card hands Theo: Full house, 8's over aces, read 'em and weep. Shane: Well Theo it looks like you lost your money. I've got a royal flush. See if you can beat that.
Shane: Well manchestor, it looks like you've won again. Theo: I loose again, I loose again! Shane: No sense in throwing temper tantrums, shall well play again. Theo: Yeah, shall we play again Manchestor: No, I grow tired of playing this game. Shane: No? Theo: Shall we bet more money? Shane: That sounds like a good idea Manchestor: No, I have another idea. Theo: More money? Manchestor: Noooo, Shane: You've spent all your money already. Manchestor: It's an entirely new game. Theo: More money?
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| ©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye.... |