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Customer: Hi, I'd like to buy a small fry. Employee: Looks at register, punched some stuff in Small....Fry. Here ya go dude. Customer: Ok, um can you put it on my master card? Employee: Mastercard..we don't take mastercard. Grabs card and throws it away Customer: Ok, Visa Employee: We don't take Visa, again throws it away Customer: Well, you have to take this. American Express Employee: Well of course we take American Express dude! Ah you rock. Ok, let's see if I can figure this out. I don't do it very often. Ok, that cost you five cents. Customer: Uh hum. Employee: Charge it..Ready.... Swipes card, nothing, swipes again, nothing. One more, ah got it. It says here, you owe us five million dollars. Hands card back. Customer: Five Employee: No, five million dollars. There's a surcharge on everything you charge. Hehehe, get the pun? A little guy walks up Little Guy: I want some little fries. Employee: Little fries, little fries, we don't have little we have small. Little Guy: I'm a little guy, so I want little fries. Employee: Too bad, you got a small, cause your a small guy. Ah, here you go, small fries. Little Guy: Takes fries and hands over a card American Express. Employee: We don't take American Express! Little Guy: Visa. Employee: We take Visa. Little Guy: That's my Visa. Employee: I don't need a Visa, since I'm American. Little Guy: That is my Visa. Employee tries agin to swipe the card, nothing. Little Guy: This is my ladybug friend. Employee finally swipes card Employee: Ah, that worked. Cool. Ok, that cost you five cents. You owe us five billion bucks. Hands card back Employee: Hehe, there's a surcharge on everything you charge. Little Guy collapses
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| ©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye.... |