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1992-1995: Danny on the Moon: This was a series that I did in my room. We had fake commercials, skits,
and stuff. The bulk of the episodes ran from 1992-1993, but a few more surfaced in later years.
1992-1993: Honey, I'm Home: These were small skits in semi-association with Danny on the Moon.
They involved a wife coming home and the husband either killing her or himself as the occasion presented itself.
It was weird, don't ask.
1993: Monster in the Woods: A boy (Chris Thombs) runs away from home because his parents are
making him move to Russia. But a monster (Alan C.) is in the woods and shoots him, but then a park ranger
(Dann Thombs) come and shoots the monster. Then the monster traks them down and chases the boy, but the boy
finds a copperhead snake, and throws it on the monster and it dies.
1993: X-piles: A really boring X-files parody about lawyers and people who want to be your
financial nightmare.
1993: The Stupid Karate Kid: Break through at the time, with state of the art computerized MOD music.
A young boy (Chris Thombs) must be trained by the ancient chinese master (Dann Thombs). After training, the stupid
karate kid is captured by the evil guy (John Heins) and is beaten. Then the stupid karate kid fights the evil guy
and wins.
1993: Power Rangers: This is bad. Very bad. So bad I'm not wasting any more time on it.
1994: The Supid Karate Kid 2: The saga continues, in the sequel to The Stupid Karate Kid. He is
trained again and fights the evil guy and beats him. The evil guy is dragged inside but is still alive. They
decide to team up and enter competitions.
1996-1997 The Stupid Karate Kid 3: Yes the excitement continues in the third installment of the trilogy.
The stupid karate kid finds himself in an insane asylum. But the ancient chinese master gives him a note to escape.
He does and meets the master outside, because the master works there. The stupid karate kid is immediately put to
fight the evil guy. He wins and then is hired to steal some documents. This was 'for the money'. Then he is attacked
by the spice boys, and then the silver-alien-looking-evil-guy. He is forced to play with dolls as part of the 100
levels of torcher. But he is rescued. Then there are rumours of an evil news caster and the stupid karate kid
is befriended by a rat who later is shot by the evil news caster. But is okay later and everything is fine.
Then there was some unrelated lamb-cha sock puppet thing which I'm not sure if we really wanted it to be in the
movie or if we were just really bored.
1997: Nerd 2 Turd in 3 days: A nerd wakes up and meets his friend through a series of zit popping
jokes. Then their pocket protectors are stolen. So they sneak inside the stealer's home and take them back, and some
pens to get even! Then they meet the stealer and he labels them turds. I'm fairly certain we will not be releasing
this one onto the net. Not willingly anyway.
1997: Goshzilla: Yes, all the dubbed voice-overs you can handle. The monsters look surprising,
and the characters are....us. Basically goshzilla terrorizes a friend and each new friend he makes. Then there is a
lovely song at the end.
1997-1998: The Attic: This was a collection of skits done in our attic. It mostly contained
McDonalds skits were the person would be rude, or just weird (or my cat once), and some other things like
WHO cares news.
1998: Vengence of Hobbes: An old woman leaves her house in the care of her cat Hobbes.
Robbers break in but then are killed off by Hobbes.
1998: Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol: First introduced in the Stupid Karate Kid 3, Auntie Helga
was welcomed with love by everyone. She even had a starring role as Aunt Iota in Ductwars: The Silver Alien.
But here she reinacts everyone's favorite Christmas story: A Christmas Carol. Bob Cratchet is working for next
to nothing, and doesn't get any coal for the fire. He has to prick his finger for blood so he can write, and he
is not allowed to go to the GAP. At home, his daughter is going to die, so she must finish her dusting quickly.
Then at night auntie Helga comes home and is greeted by carolers singing Du Hast, and she headbangs to it. Then she
goes to sleep, only to wake up later by Marley because he is playing Grand Theft Auto. Marley leaves and comes back
and warns her about three ghosts who will visit during the night. The first ghost comes and is only a head. He
shows her the past. Then the ghost of the present comes and is huge. He shows her Bob Cratchet holding his
daughter's skull on a stick pretending she is alive. Then the Scream guy comes and tries to kill her, but she
thinks he is the ghost of the future, so she leaves to see what the future will hold. The real ghost of the
future comes and is confused why she isn't there. He meets up with the Scream guy and gets stabbed. Auntie Helga
never leanrs her lesson and feed scraps from the largest turkey to Bob Cratchet who has to beg for them under
the table.
1999: The Statue of Goodness: A man wants to be a warrior, so he asks the ancient chinese master
if he will train him. The master agrees if the warrior-to-be will leave him in his will. The master gives him
a hat and a person to fight. After a long chase scene, he kills the opponent and then gets arrested, but beats
up the cop.
1999: Ductwars: The Rebellion: Finally a movie that was edited and spliced so the order we filmed
in didn't have to be the order it came out in. The full story can be found on the decemberized
ductwars page, or at ductwars.com.
1999: The Orthodontist: During the Fall '99 semester I put together this minute long stopframe
animation about a boy's nightmare.
1999-2000: Ductwars: The Silver Enemy: Using what we learned during Ductwars: The Rebellion, we set
out to see what we could do. Six months later, Ductwars: The Silver Enemy busted out and became something worthy
of attention.
The full story can be found on the decemberized
ductwars page, or at ductwars.com.
2000: Six Aces: 3 rich gamblers are tired of their poker games and decide on a new game.
This game consists of 6 players who will be put in the forest and fight to the finish.
2001: Goshzilla 2000: The zaniness continued and although it will never match the original,
there is some merit to the effort.
2001: Zombie Jamboree: The Day the Dead..uh..Weren't: A zombie movie, in sort of a slapstick
style. We'll be working with the Candian Zombie Alliance and see if we can reach a new level of incompetence.
2001?: Ductwars: III: No details have been decided on yet. A prequel is being
considered, but nothing will be determined until we purchase a new Mini-DV digital video camera.
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| ©1980-Y2K by Dann Thombs and Decemberized.com. Actually I don`t have it copyrighted, I have these imaginary lawyers guys who are all like "yo", he owns this stuff, so like don`t go taking it, or they lawyers will get all wu-tang on you, and then the voice dubbings will be all messed up and no one likes that. Um..I like made the design and I`m going to plug my site now, so go here and view the madness that ensues. There`s like some weird cartoons and some irc stats and logs. The logs are pretty funny because people act so stupid while they`re online, and never realize that it`s all being recorded and then posted on my website. Like one time this canadian got drunk and couldn`t even spell right. Like worse than normal, and it was just so funny but I don`t want to promote alcohol or anything, cause that makes you weird and stuff. Oh yeah, I showed this dude a picture of bostonchick from qcon, and he like kicked me out of the chat channel, but I guess he had a right, she was mad nasty annnnd she was drinking beer, so you see what that does to you. Oh and another time we were thinking of names for half-life 2, and I said Half-life: Won authorization failed, and I felt proud of me cause people liked it cause it`s like so true and stuff. But I haven`t had a problem with WON yet, which is good, since I don`t want to be blocked from multiplayer games because someone else did`t want to shell out the $50 to buy the game. That would be totally bad. But I have heard about people not being able to get one because their WON number got taken But maybe they`re lying, but they try to get mine, and I`m like "no way dude" but they keep trying and ask why not and I have to put my foot down and say "I can`t" and stuff, but cie la swedish and they say. Silly swedish. Oh and channel #half-life is evil so like don`t go there, cause the people are bad, and ban people for any reason, so go to #valve on the undernet cause I`m there, and just say "hey dann" and I`ll say "hey there" or "sup" or something but you`ll want to make sure I`m there first cause if I`m not I won`t be able to say anything, but I think you`re smart and will be able to figure it out and stuff. Hmmm, guess that`s it, bye.... |